Heather. Nineteen. Theatre major. Arkansas.

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teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

jumpingjacktrash:

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

#1 dad

one day
i will learn
how to write
love poems
to myself

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

grrrlfever:

Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”

trickybastard:

talking about The Maze Runner (x)

peevesies:

fucks-up-cuz-band-members:

peevesies:

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

I saw that happen

nope

thored:

if you’re not already following Joss Whedon on twitter 

i highly recommend it

lacigreen:

IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW

literaryfool:

megaman2:

“howdily doodily neighbourino”

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen leave me

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair