The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.
Shout out to IMDb for always reminding me where I recognise that actor from
If you kiss a bearded dragon does he turn into a bearded prince?
Woops, there it is. (x)
I don’t get paid enough to deal with some of these crazy rude ass people.
i like how cis people act like it would be the worst thing in the world not to assume people’s genders i mean we don’t assume people’s names what if you just met someone and you were like “hey emily” and they were like “thats not my name its megan” and you were like “oh well how was i supposed to know. you look like an emily to me. i guess i can try to call you megan but its gonna be hard because i just see you as such an emily”
Look up Russian Siberians (i own two) they’re fucking awesome.