I wish I was rich and elite and surrounded by beautiful people going to parties in New York City
Stranded at home eating my weight in pretzels and marathoning gossip girl. The epitome of class here.
top 10 things i look for in guys!!!
- i don’t
- get out of my sight
The Normal Heart: Tease (HBO Films)
oh my fucking god
Hmm, this looks like a show I’d enjoy. What’s it called?
AAAAAAAAAANNNDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HOLY SHIT WILLLLL ALWAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOO I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENINGWHYAREYOUDOING THISTOME?
this gave me chills
I’m not crying you’re crying shut up
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
This literally defines costumer service though
i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything.
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do